maddieonthings:

Las Vegas, NV

Taco truck

1. taco truck and horchatas in the sunshine

2. goodwill shopping adventure

3. farmers market smoothies and pears

4. daisy chains and sun naps

5. ultimate frisbee and fudgesicles

6. driving with the windows down listening to springtime tunes

7. beyonce blackmail

8. dance party

….man, it’s been a great weekend

Rachel

wright park

HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY LAUREN! LOVE YOU!

TAKE BACK THE NIGHT.

peoplewho:

I checked my mail this morning, and it turns out the PEOPLE WHO BOOK wasn’t the product of my malarial hallucinations after all. And it’s coming out in a couple weeks! Pre-order your copy now.

• 85% BRAND NEW PEOPLE WHOS, NEVER BEFORE SEEN BY HUMANS.
• MY PERSONAL FAVORITES from the blog’s LONG and STORIED HISTORY.
• INTRODUCTION and EPILOGUE by wireless G (me), plus…
• SLANDEROUS, UNSOLICITED FOREWORD by DEGENERATE SCHOLAR.
• Some of them are HUMOROUSLY ILLUSTRATED by Jess Neil.
• HOURS OF CHUCKLING at the INADEQUACIES OF OTHERS!

Do you hate reading as much as you hate your fellow man? Then this is the book for you. No endless, naval-gazing essays about hipsters, (un)cool parents, sandwiches, or anything else for that matter. Just the headlines, the funny bits, the naughty bits, the people who… the only parts that are worth reading anyway.

It’s small, stylish, not too pricey, and it lets your guests and toilet-visitors know just how much you resent people like them.

You can pre-order at AMAZON or BARNES & NOBLE. On sale everywhere April 10th!